All Things Random

When i die I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under the..." just so everyone will be like NOOO COME BACK even though they won't miss me.

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takedachiyo:

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armadillo:

WHY DONT THEY DO A MOVIE OF THE BOY ON THE MOON IN THE DREAMWORKS LOGO AND HOW HE GOT THERE LIKE THE STORY BEHIND WHY HES THERE I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT SHIT THATS THE SHIT I LIKE

just write a fan fiction about it

nuuuuuuuuu but can you IMAGINE what they could do with that in a movie?

would they have like a guy who sits on the moon and people/spirits ask him questions and then he takes out his fishing pole and swungs it and when he pulls it back there is a ball of light on the end and when he picks it up and blows on it it turns into a little note with the answer to their problem/question but then evil people try to steal the fishing pole so they can figure out how to rule the world but they don’t know that it only works for him and (use you imagination)

(Source: bastille, via groaning-doll)

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armadillo:

WHY DONT THEY DO A MOVIE OF THE BOY ON THE MOON IN THE DREAMWORKS LOGO AND HOW HE GOT THERE LIKE THE STORY BEHIND WHY HES THERE I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT SHIT THATS THE SHIT I LIKE

just write a fan fiction about it

(Source: bastille, via groaning-doll)

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From: Darcy To: Loki

whytheavengersshouldnttext:

Darcy: Hey can I borrow your poking stick?

Loki: For the last time…IT IS NOT A POKING STICK!

Loki: And why do you need it?

Darcy: I’m dressing like you for Halloween!

Loki: Well, I am flattered

Darcy: Check out my impression of you!

Darcy: Kneel bitches!

Loki: I did say it like that! I do not use such language…

Darcy: I SAY WHAT IT WANT!!

Loki: …..

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